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Wow, Damien, you and your photographic memory of all things SG-related. I may have been sober all the time, but I vaguely remember picking up some of those drunken vibes from all of you. Said something mean to Barry who was kind enough to let me stay at his place. Not my proudest moment.

I don’t ...

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I love how you both told me a technical reason why it might not work, as though you're on board with the idea of gambling your entire savings but you want to find a system that works!
I wonder how many other people would do the same? We should start risky pensions ltd. We hold people's money in ...

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Calbrena wrote:Soon he's gonna turn into a difficult teenager.

Did you just assume modbot's gender?

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Best of luck.
My main concern is not running out of money within my lifetime. It's a bit difficult to plan for that without really being able to pick the exact date after which I won't need any peas.

You could become a monk, they don't seem to need money. Or instead of putting money aside for ...

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Mod bot is only 12? Feels like she/he'd be older...

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Cheers for all the advice. I bought a bunch of stuff last night. This is it so far:

ASUS LGA 1151 PRIME Z270-K Intel ATX Motherboar

Intel Core i5-7600K 3.8 GHz QuadCore 6 MB Cache CPU

Corsair CMK8GX4M2A2666C16 Vengeance LPX 8GB (2x4GB) DDR4 2666Mhz CL16 XMP 2.0 High Performance Desktop Memory Kit ...

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I earn double what I used to earn in my old job, and I'd worked there longer than I've been a teacher, so for me the money's not bad. In my old job you'd get a pay increase in line with inflation each year, so almost nothing in recent years. As a teacher for the first 6 years your pay goes up by ...

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Cheers for the input gintanto! I want something that'll last too, my current PC is about 9 years old (with newer parts added over time) and still works ok for what I use it for most of the time (just ms office stuff), but it wouldn't stand a hope of running any new games.

In terms of what I want to ...

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Doesn't overclocking void warranties or something? I don't know. I also don't really know what you're asking. It seems like you would need to tell us more about your computer for anyone to suggest what parts to replace? You should probably ask Undine though, which is why I voted Undine in the poll ...

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I met a guy in Brixton who was 100 and still perfectly fit and active... and still working. :o
Hopefully I'll still be working for William Hill when I'm 100

Fucked that one up already.
Do you really think teachers earn enough to be able to stop working once they reach retirement age? That's ...

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A long time ago I used to know about computers, but then I got old and now I don't really know about them that much. My computer is old and so I need to buy some new pieces of it, but which pieces, and where and what???

Once upon a time Damien and I went to Canada and the person we were staying ...

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Could you patent something that takes screenshots of the number of people who've used SG on a given day and posts them to the forum?

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Lord Golbez wrote:
Henchman #2 wrote:Oh yeah not to skip out on you Lord Golbez, but what exactly is your job + trying to get into career-wise?
I'm a patent examiner.

More like a penis examiner.

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I can't find the like button...

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wanna have a bbq at my place on that weekend?

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I recon I'll be free, though the activities don't look so great from here

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The two posts Damien made are fucking hilarious. You're on good form old chap.

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It was Jakazid

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I see, but surely, in the same way that the brown thing coming from it's top supports the banana theory, the arms, legs and face work against it.
If I had to make a case for it being some kind of humanoid fruit creature I'd still say it looks more like a lemon headed thing then a banana, it seems to ...

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When you say it looks like a banana I take it you mean "it's yellow". I would imagine that not only is it a banana in pajamas, it's almost certainly b1, thus making sense.

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The feeling most people seem to have been left with is best described as "meh", and the opinion the "footballers" left behind is that they're a bunch of uncoordinated, ill educated, whingers.

That's unfortunate that the game was played so poorly, but you are largely right about the ill-educated ...

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The UK got a ridiculously awful football game to watch. The NFL screwed themselves over.

Well, they shouldn't have played right after the rugby world cup. Everyone here who loves big contact sports has been saturated with wicked rugby for the last month so probably watched with massive bias ...

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Occasionally someone will whistle, but more likely they'll shout some kind of abuse at someone instead and even if people did whistle, come on, seriously, these guys get paid enough that they should be able to distinguish between the whistles from the crowd and the whistles from the ref. Most games ...

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Ha, I didn't see that myself, sounds pretty amusing though. If they couldn't get their heads around that them I'm sure they're having a tough time coming to terms with football here meaning a game where you kick a ball with your foot.

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There wasn't loads of hype about it, but there was some. Apparently the tickets sold out really fast and were selling for £350 on ebay, everyone I talked about it wasn't interested in watching the game, but I suppose some people somewhere were as it sold out...
I guess it's good that they're trying ...

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Not bad actually, they're about 1gb each and around 90mins long so you can make a rough guess based on that.

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I get them from here http://www.rugbyworldcupvideo.com/ but you have to pay for them, it's like £2 each or £25 for all of them, I got the pass for all of them. If you want any pm me and I'll tell you my log in details, the account name is the dodgy email address that the cable and wireless people ...

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Sounds like fun

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Yes it is, very well observed. I'm working my way through the world cup matches until I have all of them, I can't seem to download more then 2 files at a time for some reason.

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They didn't have any animals, but they had some guys pretending to be lions. I dunno how you feel about that.

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About 2 years ago I moved into a house with my mates as students. It was a complete dive, the boiler didn't work so it was freezing cold, actually not much did work, except the internet, we had awesome internet. Then the internet company went bust or something and we suddenly had shit internet, so ...

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SGWH was pretty awesome but to be honest it was only awesome because of who was there and what was happening, otherwise it was just another house. So don't miss it because it'll be just as awesome in the next place, if not more. The new place is nearby anyway so fuck it eh? There's a pool now and a ...

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The Chinese state circus is pretty wicked. The artists (and that's what they are) must train sooo hard, the things they do are amazing, and you can tell it's difficult because they didn't always nail it first time. There were a few fuck ups during the night, always on the really hard things, but if ...

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some coon

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Ah, if you were watching carefully you'd realise that he's well within his rights to claim nubdom, to quote the RDM he's a "neo nub". It's all the rage now apparently.

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If anything you're over qualified.

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Puking is allowed but frowned upon. If you deliberately puke after each drink not only will you be disqualified, you will probably get barred from the pub.

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It depends what you spend the money on eh? Money can't buy you happiness, if you're really shit at spending money, otherwise hell yes it can.

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Lettuce is good because it offers three things:

1. It's easy to keep down.

2. There's lots of water in it, which is what you really need with a hangover.

3. Nutrition (as long as it's not Iceberg, which is basically like eating nothing). Vitamins and fiber are good for you!

Water beats lettuce ...

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You can't class sleep as a hangover cure, you get hangovers when you have to get up after a heavy night, sleeping it off is a luxury unavailable to most hangover sufferers. Also lettuce is a dubious one, can't say it's ever occurred to me to try it whilst hung over so I can't say it doesn't work ...

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Nah, it definitely helps them, greasy food and lucozade, they'll see you right.

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Rashers of Bacon. That sounds like a good way to ruin an English breakfast to me, who the hell is it designed for? The Navvy on the go?
Although, i suppose it may have applications as a hangover cure, it'd still be better on a plate I think.

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It's not WWF anymore chaps, but we do have it here, though I don't think it's anywhere near as popular as it is in the US, probably because of the popularity of football.
We don't have slim Jims here, but they sound a bit like peperami. My local garage doesn't sell breakfast rolls, but it does sell ...

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What's a slim jim?

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You make it sound so easy, but the RDM still has moral qualms about being involved in the manufacturing of submarines, the missles that go on the submarines, and all that whatnot, especially with how badly that equipment is being abused right now.

I'd have thought you're relatively safe with ...

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Go to a what? statoil seems to be a Norwegian petroleum company. I dunno if going there is the best plan.

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Take the money ya muppet. Someone else will take your job and the worthwhile thing will still get done. Unless you are absolutely amazing at everything that you do then it makes no difference to the world in general which place you work at, if you don't take this new job someone else will and they ...

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