Squaregamer Closure Update

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:25 am

Further from the news yesterday that we're being shut down by Square-Enix I'd like to add Aprul Fooool!
Got you all! .....no?

So indeedly SG is not closing and while a bit rubbish, Square-Enix have not yet stooped to taking action against "fansites".

In other news this April, our [google]Final Fantasy Poetry Competition[/google] has closed.
Results will be posted as soon as the draw takes place.

Slashley · Post by **Slashley** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:31 pm

When SG dies tonight, we'll all see the truth. THIS thread is the April Fools thread.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:40 pm

Or maybe it's a TRIPPLE bluff!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:26 pm

Ohnoes! Better spin around in a circle 666 times whilst saying "Squaregamer" and then look in a mirror to see the truth!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:48 pm

No, I'd rather try trogolodyte. You should too. It's the best!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:42 pm

Whew.

I tried deleting a spam post and it said no. I thought I'd been de-modded.

Turns out Damien beat me to it!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:44 pm

I'm sharp on the mark today

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:27 pm

Aww...the RDM wanted to buy whatever it was that they were selling.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:57 pm

That's okay. I'll sell you trogolodyte.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:17 pm

See, I'd liek to delete this spam now, plz.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:22 pm

The RDM likes spam when it's just an incoherent list of links and words.

It's like performance art.

He really wonders if those ads ever compell anyone to buy anything.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:34 pm

The Robo D Monkey wrote: He really wonders if those ads ever compell anyone to buy anything.

I would say they compel me to not buy the product, but the truth is that none of the products offered in these spam posts are ones that I might remotely considering purchasing to begin with.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:40 am

The RDM can't really tell if they're actual products most of the time.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:50 am

Lord Golbez wrote:See, I'd liek to delete this spam now, plz.

Dunn

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:05 pm

Slashley · Post by **Slashley** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:27 am

Somebody deleted my critism for the SG registeration system

Srsly, I don't think it'd be hard to fix.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:44 am

The RDM thinks that when the spams are deleted, all subsequent comments bite the dust as well.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:46 pm

The Robo D Monkey wrote:The RDM thinks that when the spams are deleted, all subsequent comments bite the dust as well.

Though I'll leave these is as I see some confusion was caused.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:38 pm

The RDM was right about something?

That is perhaps the greatest thing in history.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:35 am

That's almost content-esque right there.

Soon they'll be making even more generic comments.

Maybe mentioning the weather and local sports teams.

Chi · Post by **Chi** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:51 am

So, what about [google]the weather[/google] today? It [google]was[/google] pretty miserable to be honest, any [google]one would think[/google] that [google]Entr0pi3 is in the UK[/google] right now.

My brother supports [google]Manchester United[/google], which is quite ironic, as his local team [google]is really Reading FC[/google]. My sister does not, yet she [google]lives in Manchester[/google].

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:28 pm

[google]Chispam[/google]

The weather actually turned out pretty nice. Must have been a good interview

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:34 pm

Oh lordies.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:35 pm

Interview?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:41 pm

Spoilers

Slashley · Post by **Slashley** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:30 pm

hxrejwhcn wrote:#file=12_v.txt

CAN I AT LEAST QUOTE THIS SPAM? It's quite nice to see a broken bot line

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:31 pm

Well, you can quote it off course, but I deleted the post, because I hate the spambots unto death!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:33 pm

*sigh*

If you must. Just edit out working URLs.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:34 pm

Lord Golbez wrote:Well, you can quote it off course, but I deleted the post, because I hate the spambots unto death!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:52 pm

yuka wrote:*sigh*

If you must. Just edit out working URLs.

I don't think that post had a working URL. Hilariously inept spambot.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:11 pm

Don't blame the spambot. It tried its best.

Chi · Post by **Chi** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:35 am

Damien wrote:The weather actually turned out pretty nice. Must have been a good interview

That's what I said afterwards

I'm sure we'll hear from the Weather Mistress(tm) once she is back on el Internet.

Entr0pi3 · Post by **Entr0pi3** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:00 pm

Must say I was much impressed when my potential boss thanked me for the nice weather I'd brought

The Boss job class probably has a special supAer powAer of guessing other PCs' hidden supAer powAerz

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:34 pm

...that would be an awesome power.

The RDM wishes he had a job class.

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:54 am

Entr0pi3 wrote:Must say I was much impressed when my potential boss thanked me for the nice weather I'd brought

ROFL

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:46 am

Any desire to close this? Or would that just make them start starting topics in Game Descushion?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:36 pm

Yeah, I'd rather have it isolated to one thread. It seems to pretty much be that way right now.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:23 pm

Perhaps, but it seems to be an inordinate amount in this thread. The previous new thread wasn't so bad.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:29 pm

Well, it's probably just a matter of chance. I can't see how the subject line would draw more spammers.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:44 pm

Maybe they've latched on to this thread, and it has become something of a beacon in the night for spambots everywhere.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:51 pm

That's some dumb programming then. Most of the spam gets deleted within a few minutes of its posting.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:04 pm

Evidence that I spend far too long on this forum

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:03 pm

I still need to announce the winner of the prize draw

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:17 pm

Indeed you do. The RDM still says you should pretend he entered.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:13 pm

ikikikli has spammed more than once. Do with that what you will.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:55 pm

Repeat offending bot!>?~~!1

Killkillkillkill

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:29 pm

Mwahahahahahaha!

I saw that another spammer was logged in while I went to delete one spam, so I knew the other was coming and deleted it immmediately! They just can't compete!

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:51 pm

Golbez is quicker than me

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:03 pm

Further proof that Kneepads is actually a script.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:24 pm

The Robo D Monkey wrote:Further proof that Kneepads is actually a script.

The MeTEAo script.

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