Now you can get an imaginary girlfriend!

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:32 pm

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/

This was so funny it was sad. People pay to get fake letters, pictures, etc.

And the internet makes it slightly easier to be pathetic...at a cost, of course.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:16 pm

Awesome, let's do it!!!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:48 pm

What do you mean "let's do it"? An official SG imaginary girlfiend?

Maybe we can give her imaginary

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:54 pm

And imaginary biscuits?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:56 pm

Off course!

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:14 pm

Can you sign other people up for this? That would be a kickass prank to a lonely friend.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:21 pm

God, these people are going to make so much money

Pendragon · Post by **Pendragon** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:36 pm

Damien wrote:Awesome, let's do it!!!

An SG sponsored imaginary girlfriend!!!

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:40 pm

Pendragon wrote:
Damien wrote:Awesome, let's do it!!!
An SG sponsored imaginary girlfriend!!!

She can post on the forums during quiet times...

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:42 pm

man of txt wrote:
Pendragon wrote:
Damien wrote:Awesome, let's do it!!!
An SG sponsored imaginary girlfriend!!!
She can post on the forums during quiet times...

She'd soon become the top poster then

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:44 pm

Damien wrote:God, these people are going to make so much money

I can't possibly fathom why.... heck if you were so desperate to, you could do all this stuff yourself anyway I would think.

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:44 pm

Damien wrote:
man of txt wrote:
Pendragon wrote:
Damien wrote:Awesome, let's do it!!!
An SG sponsored imaginary girlfriend!!!
She can post on the forums during quiet times...
She'd soon become the top poster then

She'd flirt with all the guys and Yuka :frank

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:45 pm

man of txt wrote:
Damien wrote:
man of txt wrote:
Pendragon wrote:
Damien wrote:Awesome, let's do it!!!
An SG sponsored imaginary girlfriend!!!
She can post on the forums during quiet times...
She'd soon become the top poster then
She'd flirt with all the guys and Yuka :frank

We could just get girl6 to do that.

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:46 pm

She best be my type!

Pendragon · Post by **Pendragon** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:47 pm

man of txt wrote:
Damien wrote:
man of txt wrote:
Pendragon wrote:
Damien wrote:Awesome, let's do it!!!
An SG sponsored imaginary girlfriend!!!
She can post on the forums during quiet times...
She'd soon become the top poster then
She'd flirt with all the guys and Yuka :frank

I'd imagine all the guys would be clamoring for her to be banned if she started flirting with Undine...

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:48 pm

No, the only bandable Undine related offense is failure to vote for Undine.

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:51 pm

yuka wrote:She best be my type!

So who do you prefer...

AMY
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

DIANA
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

or

JENNIFER
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:03 pm

man of txt wrote:
yuka wrote:She best be my type!
So who do you prefer...

AMY
[spoiler][/spoiler]

DIANA
[spoiler][/spoiler]

or

JENNIFER
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Is Jennifer actually Chantelle with faker tits?

P.S. Luke, can you change your avatar plz, it's offending me

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:16 pm

Damien wrote:P.S. Luke, can you change your avatar plz, it's offending me

Sorry I forgot I still had it up! Changed now

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:34 pm

That's better. That one reminds me more of Lime

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:35 pm

Diana!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:39 pm

You have easily confused sensibilities.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:41 pm

Yuka's sold!

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:44 pm

yuka wrote:Diana!

Knew it! What would be your first imaginary date and what was the imaginary moment that you first met?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:52 pm

GOGOGOGOGGO

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:56 pm

Er...what?

You sort it....

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:31 pm

Zomg! New entry!!

ALICE
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:47 pm

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:50 pm

yuka wrote:NO!

They're actually looking for people to be writers, you can earn $100 a month

DarloJo · Post by **DarloJo** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:56 pm

What does Diana have on her crotch

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:27 pm

man of txt wrote:
yuka wrote:NO!

They're actually looking for people to be writers, you can earn $100 a month

Haha, isn't that about ten peas?

BTW? you just passed 556 posts without making a song and dance of it

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:32 pm

A writer? I'd be a rubbish writer. I completely suck at forced flirting/etc.

It has to be spontaneous/babblage whilst drunk.

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:37 pm

DarloJo wrote:What does Diana have on her crotch

If im not mistaken she's wearing a kilt so it must be a [google]sporran[/google].

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:44 pm

yuka wrote:A writer? I'd be a rubbish writer. I completely suck at forced flirting/etc.

It has to be spontaneous/babblage whilst drunk.

Spend the hundred bucks on tequila then

Yuka · Post by **Yuka** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:22 pm

I'd have to GET the $100 first!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:59 pm

Maybe you could bargain with them

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:42 pm

I don't know, I can't really dump my current imaginary girlfriend. I hear that imaginary women are a great deal more dangerous to break up with than those real ones. They drive men to madness and such.

isildur · Post by **isildur** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:12 pm

I get my imaginary blowjobs without having to sign up for anything.

saranicole · Post by **saranicole** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:05 pm

I can make 30 to 100 dollars per relationship if I apply to be one of their letter writers. Sweet!

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:03 pm

Do it! We can have a thread dedicated to helping write the letters.

yuka wrote:I'd have to GET the $100 first!

Get Cal or Damien to write them.

man of txt · Post by **man of txt** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:10 pm

Mitsurugi CP wrote:Do it! We can have a thread dedicated to helping write the letters.

yuka wrote:I'd have to GET the $100 first!
Get Cal or Damien to write them.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:46 pm

man of txt wrote:
Mitsurugi CP wrote:Do it! We can have a thread dedicated to helping write the letters.

yuka wrote:I'd have to GET the $100 first!
Get Cal or Damien to write them.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:18 pm

Here - 300 generic love letters, so now you don't have an excuse that you don't have anything to start on.

http://www.sleeptrip.com/300loveletters/2.html

Calbrena · Post by **Calbrena** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:03 pm

So, SG imaginary girlfriends get's then?