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Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:13 pm

Looks like the RDM was right about today. Did Damien even tell his work story yet? If not it would be a good addition for page 700.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:29 pm

Nah haven't been arsed to type it yet.

700 though

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:48 pm

In (let’s be honest: around) 700 BC, Assyrian king Ashurbanipal founds a library, which includes the earliest known complete copy of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

And around 700 AD, some big volcano erupts in northern British Columbia!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:54 pm

smeared ink wrote:In (let’s be honest: around) 700 BC, Assyrian king Ashurbanipal founds a library, which includes the earliest known complete copy of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

Have they updated it since Final Fantasy V?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:56 pm

"100 pages in 71 days. Not too shabby." ... is what I thought I already posted. Now I'm wondering what thread I might have posted it in instead.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:57 pm

None thread. Unless it was on a different forum.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:59 pm

Maybe the Forum Fantom made it disappear.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:13 pm

I never saw it.

Modbot3g5 · Post by **Modbot3g5** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:13 pm

That is all.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:22 pm

Modbot

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:26 pm

Modbot could give us history lessons from the future!

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:37 pm

ModBot is very dangerous.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:39 pm

Modbot already knows the exact date we'll reach page 1,000!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:44 pm

Modbot will need to start giving us history lessons from the future in 2023, most likely. Possibly late 2022 even.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:46 pm

In 2026 AD, the World Cup was held in North America.

In 2100 AD, people got excited that it was a new century, and some people insisted that the new century didn’t start until 2101 but nobody else listened to them.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:48 pm

Spoilers!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:49 pm

You gonna get tickets to 2026?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:58 pm

I don't know, but I'm sure not gonna stay in 2018.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:05 pm

Not up for an impromptu trip to Russia?

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:12 pm

All of our data is in Russia already.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:16 pm

I work for Russians.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:38 pm

Damien's new job is rigging elections by posting stuff on Square Gamer.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:09 pm

Probably the most effective tool available.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:18 pm

Considering how many connections there already are between gamers and the alt-right...

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:07 pm

Barf.

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:44 pm

So are we gonna savor this page like 500, or blow through it like 600?

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:47 pm

Average the two out.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:56 pm

Only 77 pages till...

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:03 pm

Ooo...that might be the best stat landmark.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:16 pm

That does seem like a good spot for it. Maybe we hit it in October with summer slump and all.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:16 pm

smeared ink wrote:Only 77 pages till...

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:20 pm

Then we can get to the important work of planning my page 1000 birthday party. No jk we can wait till after Christmas.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:22 pm

No more birthday prophecies

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:39 pm

2 late brah

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:54 pm

Can you arse yourself to write your work story?

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:01 pm

Work Story sounds like an RPG.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:03 pm

Let's make it! After SG RPG.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:50 pm

SG RPG: The After

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:56 pm

Everyone goes to work and Ward quits all the time. Golbez is always working, even when he's not, and Calbrena disappears for all of Q1.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:59 pm

And let’s be honest, most of Q2 as well.

LP2PW: The After Pages

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:09 pm

I’m free for two fucking weeks! :elephant

:elephant

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:16 pm

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:47 pm

Vacaycay

I’ll be in Montreal July 3-5 btw.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:01 pm

Elephant

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:11 pm

Crepes are good.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:51 pm

True, but that was apropos of nothing. It's not even Crepe Tuesday.

Also, how is it possible that 1337 H4X0R is a new rank? Is Damien changing around the order of ranks again?

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:55 am

WaWard wrote:Vacaycay

I’ll be in Montreal July 3-5 btw.

That’s the middle of a week! Want beers on Independence Day?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:51 am

You guys have Independence Day on the same week?

Vibing_V · Post by **Vibing_V** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:41 am

Damien wrote:I'm going to a baptism on Sunday...

Hooray! Babbytism!

Hooray page 700!

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:45 am

I want cookies, but I went to the grocery store earlier so I would feel weird about going again. Gotta wait at least 8 hours to make sure the shift is different.