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Post by nomaru »

honestly...wtf.

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big fat blah. alba looks like a second rate britney spears clone (not to mention she aint a natural blue eyed blonde--what is it with people doing this stuff? famke didnt make a convincing jean. zenia onatop does not a good phoenix make)

thing looks cancerous. and whats up with reed and torch's poses?
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is it so hard to try to emulate this:

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Post by Doom »

Probably just as hard as combining two posts into one.
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Post by WaWard »

lol :nub3

I'm really getting sick and tired of comic book movies. I can't wait till the fad reaches normal proportions again. >_< >_< >_<
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But Ward, can you just not wait till Ghost Rider and Iron Man the movie?! :nub3
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Post by Plaztik »

Doom wrote:Probably just as hard as combining two posts into one.
rofl owned :l

anyhoo

proportionate Ben Grimm = :x
dark haird Johnny Storm = :x
Alba's cleavage = :check
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Thing should be huge and CG, they look like a low budget sitcom casted on UPN. :x
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i didn't think people would be so anal about a consecutive post. my bad.
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TheStrife wrote:But Ward, can you just not wait till Ghost Rider and Iron Man the movie?! :nub3
I can't wait till Iron Man the movie XD! He's been my favorite superhero of all time...I hope it doesn't blow :(
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:x @ the entire thing.
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nomaru wrote:i didn't think people would be so anal about a consecutive post. my bad.
I'm just joking. :p
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The thing actually looks a lot better than when I first saw it, but I suppose proportionate is still very bad. Honestly, they should've just given it the Hulk treatment, since that was some very incredible CGing. I don't think the other 3 characters look too far out of place, but seeing as how this is going to be a family comedy (?) and Fantastic Four isn't exactly Marvel's most original and popular franchise, I doubt they'd shell out the amount of cash similar to the budget of Hulk.

Although Famke Janssen initially disappointed me during production pictures, I felt that she portrayed Jean fairly well in the movie. It's not like comic Jean had much of a personality anyway.
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Post by Fei Ayanami »

omg I think that guy on the bottom middle is this weirdo from the second season of twin peaks
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Post by j0hn Ayanami »

I think this is going to be as good as the game was!! I can't wait!
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jessica alba is fucking hot. not neccessarily in this movie, but in general
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I like the costumes so far though.

Mr Fantastic - Ioan Grufford (I think Lancelot from King Arthur)
Torch - Chris Evans
and obviously Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis

Michael Chiklis is so fucking badass in The Shield.
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The Commish!
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TO wrote:jessica alba is fucking hot. not neccessarily in this movie, but in general
Anyone who argues this should be shot.
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alba looks like shit in this. this looks awful :x
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Post by Magnus »

Who the fuck cast Alba as Sue Storm? :x :x

And in that shot, she looks a lot like Reiko Aylesworth (Michelle Dessler, 24).
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j0hn Ayanami wrote:Anyone who argues this should be shot.
Make no mistake, I'd hit it.
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mr. fantastic looks like jon stewart
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Yet still no Groo movie...
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Jessica Alba as invisible woman?
wtf? :x

The thing looks like Hellboy covered in poo
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What about Flaming Carrot?
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I don't know where any of you guys are coming from, aside from The Thing being proportioned to normal human size, it doesn't even look that bad.
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wasnt George Cloney suppose to be Mr. Fantastic?
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TheDarkOne wrote:wasnt George Cloney suppose to be Mr. Fantastic?
Yep.
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three words.... Stroke of Genius, i mean, obviously Cloney was amazing in batman, naturally he has to get another super hero role ... oh wait.. he sucked balls as batman
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Post by nomaru »

Audiobully wrote:Jessica Alba as invisible woman?
wtf? :x

The thing looks like Hellboy covered in poo
audiobully is right on point. hellboy with poo
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Alba looks just fine to me. I'd hit it...unlike you picky men. Assholes.
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Jessica Alba is a goddess in any shape or form she takes, including a stupid ass version of Mrs. Fantastic :love
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Yes comic book to movie trends are getting old, especially since all these movies are following trends of making their character fights wire-fu or entire characters CG. Some have been done nicely and deserve an applause while others deserve to be shot. Yet, their success rate is still much higher than game- to movie films, which is a little dissapointing. Personally, im looking forward to Blade III, only because I liked the first one (it introduced anime-style fighting, i loved that at the time), but also because Jessica Biel is insanely hot. You guys seen the new texas chainsaw massacre? could that girl be any more fucking hot? Curvies in all the right places, perfect chi chis and perfect rear end, as well as a delicious face (and lips). Goddd daaaamn.
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Post by Garbo »

TheDarkOne wrote:three words.... Stroke of Genius, i mean, obviously Cloney was amazing in batman, naturally he has to get another super hero role ... oh wait.. he sucked balls as batman
This is supposed to be a comedy, but I suppose Clooney doesn't have the character of Mr Fantastic, or the shape of him for that matter.

He's too stocky and not tall and skinny enough.
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fire2ash wrote:Yes comic book to movie trends are getting old, especially since all these movies are following trends of making their character fights wire-fu or entire characters CG. Some have been done nicely and deserve an applause while others deserve to be shot. Yet, their success rate is still much higher than game- to movie films, which is a little dissapointing. Personally, im looking forward to Blade III, only because I liked the first one (it introduced anime-style fighting, i loved that at the time), but also because Jessica Biel is insanely hot. You guys seen the new texas chainsaw massacre? could that girl be any more fucking hot? Curvies in all the right places, perfect chi chis and perfect rear end, as well as a delicious face (and lips). Goddd daaaamn.
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What the fuck are you talking about? Blade didn't have anime fighting...Oh wait, I guess because it's SWORDS and JUMPING AROUND LOTS it has to be anime. :sarc
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Wesley Snipes is a fucking homofag. I hate him.
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Passenger 57 owned.
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Tzen wrote:Passenger 57 owned.
yeah it did own

i know what you mean by blade 1
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You're a fag Garbo. Wesley Snipes owns.

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No he's a fag
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Post by Lord Golbez »

Entr0pi3 wrote:What about Flaming Carrot?
WTF? And maybe I'm just weird, but doesn't that hero name sound super ghey?
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Garbo wrote:No he's a fag
no u

You just don't like him cus you can't beat off to him like you do with Brad Pitt. ::fag

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TheStrife wrote:
Garbo wrote:No he's a fag
no u

You just don't like him cus he isn't an obvious homoerotci fantasy like Brad Pitt. :fag
ROFL. I was thinking of saying the same thing until I decided to leave Garbo alone and let him do his weird staring and comparing rituals however he likes. :p
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damn you. I edited it to make more sense.
i'm rather drunkand that frst one didn't sound right to me. so i edited. then you ruined it all!
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Actually I thought first one contained the idea of the second, but sounded more intelligent. :p
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O.

Well it's okay. I have a better pic to post of Garbo in action anyways. :nub3

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Except not, Wesley Snipes is a fag.
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Shut up and eat some more cock Garbofag; it;'s what you're best at.

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Yeah okay you piece of shit
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