LAST PERSON TO POST WINS

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:32 pm

Whining more like

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:36 am

smeared ink wrote:Somehow that was the first win of the afternoon (eastern time), despite other threads being active.

Your octomonopost was too confusing.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:42 am

Octconfusion

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:06 am

Otacon

Cybernetic Empire · Post by **Cybernetic Empire** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:06 am

Campus has been closed down next week so I'll be working from home unless something physically goes wrong with the network. Also, SG is band on our network now due to not being "safe".

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:34 am

Unban it.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:51 am

Very danger, SG.

Scientists have proven that winning makes you immune to viruses of all shapes and sizes.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:36 am

Football being band is my favourite band so far.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:18 pm

Dr. Mario will save us

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:03 pm

The Dutch seem to be figuring stuff out.

Trump is making "big, important amounts" of money available for...student loan interest deferment?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:39 pm

Just seen somebody buying about 12 packs of toilet roll.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:03 pm

These fuckers are why no one else can get what they need!

Wait 12 packs or 12 rolls , because 12 packs is many but 12 rolls isn't all that ridiculous? If we're talking like 48 or more rolls though, fuck that fucker.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:05 pm

I forgot to win earlier

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:31 pm

Lord Golbez wrote:These fuckers are why no one else can get what they need!

Wait 12 packs or 12 rolls , because 12 packs is many but 12 rolls isn't all that ridiculous? If we're talking like 48 or more rolls though, fuck that fucker.

12 packs of 6-9 rolls.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 4:44 pm

That's a lot of toilet paper.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:58 pm

Then I guess people look at her and think "I guess I should buy a bit more, just in case it all runs out"...

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:59 pm

Oh hey happy Pi Day

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:21 pm

Happy that!

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:39 pm

The RDM cleaned some stuff. So corona hasn't been a total bust.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:40 pm

I need to do that.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:03 pm

We did dat too

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:19 pm

Go to bed!

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:22 am

I cleaned too

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:10 am

Slump caused by cleaning?

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:19 am

I went to bed

No chalet skiing today. Lessons are band.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:07 pm

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:54 pm

The RDM's kid's school is closed. The RDM's wife's school is closed, but she has to go to work for some reason. The RDM's work is open even though all of the courts are shutting down. Flurp.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:57 pm

I have to work from my shitty temporary office.
But my kids will be home.

I will go crazy.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:03 pm

Sounds like fun.

The RDM's home office is a desk in the basement.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:07 pm

Me too. In the playroom

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:55 pm

I still have to go into work tomorrow.

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 3:24 pm

So does the RDM. His wife is trying to convince him to call in every day.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 3:28 pm

Damien wrote:I still have to go into work tomorrow.

It’s ok. Johnsun is going to use the impending disaster as an excuse to show the failings of the NHS.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:25 pm

Yup. Also makes no deal brexit more likely. My wife works for a government department and says brexit work is off the cards across the board while this virus is underway. With time running out and an extension not being looked for, deals won’t be ready by the deadline.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:27 pm

Oh no

Mitsurugi CP · Post by **Mitsurugi CP** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:51 pm

It's almost shocking that so few people have figured out this is the result you get when you elect self-interested know-nothings to govern.

Except the very people who need convinced of that are self-interested know-nothings who'd sooner be dead than admit they were wrong.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 5:32 pm

Yeah. They’re the kind of people that think they have been right 44,831,295,471,763,402,839,021,738 times.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:27 pm

Zing!

RDM · Post by **RDM** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:17 pm

As opposed to people who know they've been right 44,831,295,471,763,402,839,021,738+ times.

Now the RDM's work says not to report Tuesday unless specifically told to. So he guess he has work tomorrow?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:02 pm

Guess you should go to bed

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:41 pm

SG advocating for social isolation since 2G7

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:32 pm

In 1165 AD, the adventurer Gerald the Fearless, vassal of the king of Portugal, seizes the city Evora by surprise. The same year (or soon after), he takes Cacéres, Trujillo, Montánchez, Lobon, Moura, Monsaraz and Alconchel. In short, he’s a pretty amazing adventurer.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:36 pm

WaWard wrote:SG advocating for social isolation since 2G7

Save the world by going to bed.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:42 pm

I don’t like pandemics.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:50 pm

smeared ink wrote:In 1165 AD, the adventurer Gerald the Fearless, vassal of the king of Portugal, seizes the city Evora by surprise. The same year (or soon after), he takes Cacéres, Trujillo, Montánchez, Lobon, Moura, Monsaraz and Alconchel. In short, he’s a pretty amazing adventurer.

Unfortunately, that's not all – the Christians in Lisbon are not happy about the rampaging Gerald, so they dispatch their goons to the city to capture Gerald. This is where we pick up the main story.

It's 1495 AD, during the heyday of the Portuguese state, and things are about to get very interesting. Not long after

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:56 pm

This weekend was less slumpy than last.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:57 pm

That 3-century jump really caught me by surprise!

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:00 pm

Can we put a plot of Coronavirus against the winning in the next stats graphs?

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:02 pm

Me too!

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:08 pm

Our winning is going to have to increase at an alarming rate to keep up with COVID-19.