GTA San Andreas trailer--you in the jungle, baby

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:17 pm

I'm going to be a good little consumer and pick up my legit copy today :P

This shitty AI is killing me. It's ridiculously bad. Your buddies are fucking useless when it comes to turf wars. I wanna pull my hair out sometimes it's that fucking bad. They can't even use goddamn stairs.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:45 pm

I'm still waiting for my burn to arrive in the post

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:58 pm

Mt. Chiliad is fucking gigantic. I just went off the side of it with a dirt bike... and survived!

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:26 pm

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:53 pm

GTA: The Sims

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:15 pm

Joei wrote:GTA: The Sims

I didn't understand that text message $:\$

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:19 pm

its a really bad nigger simulator

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:23 pm

Your sarcasm just gets more unrealistic and stupid all the time.

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:25 pm

you obviously don't know what sarcasm is.

i get stupider everytime i read your posts.

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:27 pm

Go you!

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:30 pm

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:50 pm

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:37 pm

Joei wrote:its a really bad nigger simulator

rofl

ShadowMoses · Post by **ShadowMoses** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:00 pm

the 3rd child wrote:I can't believe EVERY pedestrian has a unique lifecycle. It says if you were to follow one you would see that he comes out of his house in the morning, goes to work or to the store, meets up with friends, etc. That's crazy to me. I can't believe how much they're putting into this.

what if you kill a specific citizen??? does he come back the next day? or does his/her family have a wake at their house? does the job he leaves behind get filled by some teenage kid that needs money to pay for his video game habit. or is it just like playing any of the older games where people walk around except in this one they go from point a to point b, from point b to point c, than from c to a in real time? cuz thats not too impressive. that should be a given.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:48 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... eftauto_dc

"Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas's" plot revolves around a gangster returning to a city modeled after Los Angeles, to find his mother has been murdered and the police have blamed him for another killing. What follows is up to 150 hours of story-driven "gameplay" in which users can steal vehicles, maneuver out-of-control car chases, and shoot opponents.

"It is very violent (and includes) shooting cops," said Wedbush Morgan Securities analyst Michael Pachter. "People like being the bad guy. This is a way of acting out a stupid fantasy."

Pachter adds that Microsoft's "Halo 2" is "every bit as violent, but the things that you are shooting don't look like people. They look like space suit guys."

best argument i've heard in years

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:46 pm

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/gta4 ... htop_story

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:55 am

Hi, I have this game. :>

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:16 am

I'm a hype monger. I'm seriously considering to get this now.

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:37 am

I had to take a break after i realized this game is taking over my life. So this morning I wrote a letter to a friend.. all I did was talk about the game in the letter. :(

Has anyone picked up the guide?

neil · Post by **neil** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:37 am

I want to take a picture of CJ, but there's someone sleeping in the same room as my PS2

:{:{:{:{

CJ wears a giant diaper, cowboy boots, and hits people with a dildo

j0hn Ayanami · Post by **j0hn Ayanami** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:47 am

Space suit guys are less human than polygons.

Spruchy · Post by **Spruchy** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:21 am

SA is pretty damn fun so far, btw guide didnt come out near me today just the game.

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:51 am

the 3rd child wrote:I had to take a break after i realized this game is taking over my life. So this morning I wrote a letter to a friend.. all I did was talk about the game in the letter.

Has anyone picked up the guide?

I did.

I have to go in and pick it up tommorow since they didn't get them in tonight but I paid for it along with the game anyways.

neil · Post by **neil** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:57 am

Am I the only person sad enough to have most of CeeJ's stats already maxed out?

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:45 am

No you're not, his L1 stats are easy to max (besides respect). I have car, bmx, motorcycle and various weapon skills maxed, too.

neil · Post by **neil** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:59 am

Yay!

Remember, it's not obsession, it's 'investment'

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:37 am

I think the package must have been sent to Peckham in the Southern Hemisphere

Helmholz · Post by **Helmholz** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:42 pm

So, guys, how good is the game so far?

Joei · Post by **Joei** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:57 pm

so good i think it deserves 5 new threads.

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:16 pm

I picked up the guide today and my legit copy of the game. The guide is a goddamn beast, too bad they did a less than okay job of indexing the damn thing.

Atleast now I can FINALLY find a Boxville again after losing the one in my Johnson Family house garage.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:29 pm

what?

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:38 pm

This game is so fun.

But getting lost is

Jesus Christ this shit is big.

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:24 am

the 3rd child wrote:I picked up the guide today and my legit copy of the game. The guide is a goddamn beast, too bad they did a less than okay job of indexing the damn thing.

Atleast now I can FINALLY find a Boxville again after losing the one in my Johnson Family house garage.

Mine didn't come in today.

WTF is the truck you use for the robberies located at?

neil · Post by **neil** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:52 am

It's "opposite the gym", although I've never actually found it there

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:28 am

Awesome, found it. Thanks.

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:29 am

Yeah the Boxville does not spawn randomly, there's only 3 of them in the entire game.

Helmholz · Post by **Helmholz** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:38 am

Joei wrote:so good i think it deserves 5 new threads.

Yes.

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:29 am

Great cameo in the badlands...

I like how the fem dj is all "that was Danzig... I slept with the whole band!" after they play mother... too bad Glenn Danzig is a homosexual.

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:42 am

I was just gonna post that.

Are you talking about
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.Catalina or the GTA3 guy during the Wu Zi Mu mission?

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:08 am

lol robbing houses is the fucking shit

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:21 am

SPOILER

GTA3 guy

end spoiler

this game is just amazing. So many new gameplay elements get tacked on. i can totally see how this game has the potential to not end, especially judging by all the people still playing vice city and even 3.

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:53 am

Farewell, My Love... is really pissing me off. I hate being forced to drive those fucking sports cars with their slide everywhere handiling.

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:21 am

yeah that one got old after a while.

TheStrife · Post by **TheStrife** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:33 am

Any idea where the Pilot School is? I want to access the airports already.

zsquared · Post by **zsquared** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:25 am

Apparently you can sneak your way into the airports by driving a car up to the gates, jumping on top of it, then jumping and grabbing onto the fence and pulling yourself over.

A friend of mine told me he did this right off the bat in the game when he was exploring.

Kokaku · Post by **Kokaku** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:25 pm

TheDarkOne · Post by **TheDarkOne** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:04 pm

you forgot the end of his Rant

But I don't particularly enjoy playing it, as a game you understand. I fully expect to be in the minority on this.

i'm not suprised he feels like that, since i knew that San Andreas was gonna suck, mainly because Rockstar isnt doing anything new with it

except giving you the option of being a fat ass....

Davoren · Post by **Davoren** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:39 pm

TheDarkOne wrote: since i knew that San Andreas was gonna suck, mainly because Rockstar isnt doing anything new with it

Hahahahahahahah!

Very funny.

Seriously, don't listen to what Tycho and Gabe say....they're funny guys, and a great writer/artist team, but they are elitist assholes.

the 3rd child · Post by **the 3rd child** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:51 pm

I was able to get into the airport early on in the game after I maxed my BMX skills. I went onto a freeway ramp and ollied over the fences. I immediately hopped on a plane and flew around. I then went up as high as I could, turned, and accidently pulled a 9/11

So it looks like there's only one Boxville in the entire game.. unless if I'm misunderstanding something.

HKK · Post by **HKK** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:22 pm

That really was funny DO.

When the fuck am I goig to buy guns from ammunation and be able to use more than just a fucking pistol?

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