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I went paintballing today, for like the first time ever.
I generally sucked at it. I've got bruises everywhere, and I even got hit right in the neck which made me drop my gun.

And, right at the end, we have a massive free for all, where there was virtually no rules whatsoever, so everyone kept shooting me in the back as I was running away unable to see because my visor was covered in paint!

Was ace though. I wanna do it again.
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Did you get hit in the tit?
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Nope. Just the stomach, thighs, back, helmet... everywhere but the chest thank god!
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Helmet? lol
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:E
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Yuka wrote:I went paintballing today, for like the first time ever.
I generally sucked at it. I've got bruises everywhere, and I even got hit right in the neck which made me drop my gun.

And, right at the end, we have a massive free for all, where there was virtually no rules whatsoever, so everyone kept shooting me in the back as I was running away unable to see because my visor was covered in paint!

Was ace though. I wanna do it again.
Last time i played i took a breath with my mouth as i got shot right on the mask. The paint is disgusting.
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At least it's water soluble.
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Thankfully I was spared paint in the mouth. Friend of mine got some right next to me. We were hiding behind a wooden board and a ball hit it, exploded, and the paint flew back and hit her mask.

Worst one was when the other team bought a load of smoke grenades and I couldn't see a damn thing ahead of me. By the time it cleared up, I was pretty much surrounded and out in seconds.
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Yuka wrote:Thankfully I was spared paint in the mouth. Friend of mine got some right next to me. We were hiding behind a wooden board and a ball hit it, exploded, and the paint flew back and hit her mask.
Sounds hot, get any pix? :spooge
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I think someone had a camera, but I don't know if there's any clear shots of me. I liked walking around with the mask on, it was weird.
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Serial killer in teh making? :E
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I'm cool, yo.
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West si-ede.
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Post by Yuka »

Urgh.
My body is so sore. I ache everywhere.
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I'm kind of surprised you can get that bruised up wearing that riot gear.
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Riot gear? No, two layers of clothing, that's it. The only things really protected are your face and your hands.
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Well, the helmet makes it look like riot gear.
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Nope! We did a Protect the VIP match where the VIP got a small shield, but other than that, it's best to stay hidden. One hit and you're out, and it will probably fucking hurt too.

Especially during the free for all.
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Paintballs hurt pretty badly.

Especially if some one is a douche and froze theirs.
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I got shot behind my ear once during paintball...i almost died :(
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Literaly.
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first time I went I got shot with a cluster of three paintballs to my throat from a distance of about 12 feet.

hurt loads.
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Post by Yuka »

So...

... I have a yellow and purple circle on my thigh. Awesome!
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Good thing it didn't break your windpipe. That would really suck.
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i got shot in the ear too once, it didn't hurt too bad but took 3month to get all the paint out ;3
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No way. UO! :D
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Holy crap :o
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Hot damn.
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hurhur.. took me a few tries to get my password down but im back <;D
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UO wrote:hurhur.. took me a few tries to get my password down but im back <;D
Hi :?
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Was it the username or the two posts that your clung to?
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UO wrote:hurhur.. took me a few tries to get my password down but im back <;D
stop posting here and go fix OG
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The Robo D Monkey wrote:Was it the username or the two posts that your clung to?
i dun wanna waste a row in the db for another account ;3 im so considerate

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It is very streamlined.
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Weltall wrote:
UO wrote:hurhur.. took me a few tries to get my password down but im back <;D
stop posting here and go fix OG
:frust What are you trying to do going and chasing away our members, Weltall?! :frust
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It's a regular party up in here.
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Stop being a lesbian.
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Post by Yuka »

I can't. I don't function without it. :(
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Are you too gay to function?
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Post by Yuka »

Aye. I'm powered by mostly-pink-rainbow dust.
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Post by Lord Golbez »

You should switch over to a tea engine. It's more efficient and extra delightful.
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What about a gay tea engine? Wouldn't that be the best of both worlds?
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I don't think there's a way to make tea gay. All tea is tasseosexual and that's the way it should be.
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How about [google]Lesbian Tea[/google] :?
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Maybe if it's herbal tea. Real tea rules don't apply to herbal teas.
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Post by Yuka »

I'm not having a tea engine installed!
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Post by Anonymous »

Why not? It's environmentally friendly.

And it smells good.
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