HOT FFVII REMAKE NEWS - yes a thread that’s on topic

cloud33 · Post by **cloud33** » Thu May 07, 2020 12:52 am

... ok I guess. I’m not trying to be funny, but if it makes your day fun I can live with it. Like my grandpa used to say ʽnobody knows what a computer is. It just works. Just... Alright - three more moments of silence, then make sure you win in the last one I guess. * Start. * Very well... As you were. Not a single member in the room disagrees with you. Not that you wouldn't if you could hear them. * silence * Okay, okay, we're all voting in this thread. How do you want the result? * vote overvote throwaway "Trying to run a campaign on hate and derailing threads with irrelevant arguments like misogyny and Gamer things is going to get you nowhere”

Xoxo cloud33

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Thu May 07, 2020 3:39 am

Kevin Mrobo?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu May 07, 2020 6:35 am

Good to have mrobo back!

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu May 07, 2020 10:58 am

I haven’t played this in 2 weeks

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu May 07, 2020 1:26 pm

How far did you get?

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu May 07, 2020 1:51 pm

I’m at Kalm personally

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Thu May 07, 2020 2:16 pm

Damien wrote:How far did you get?

Fought some douche sg on a motorcycle

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu May 07, 2020 2:21 pm

Played a bit more, I’m at Junon now

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Thu May 07, 2020 11:07 pm

Aeris just died has anyonr else got past here yet??

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Fri May 08, 2020 1:47 am

Stop pretending to play!

Cid · Post by **Cid** » Fri May 08, 2020 2:33 am

smeared ink wrote:Aeris just died has anyonr else got past here yet??

SPLORS

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Fri May 08, 2020 2:48 am

Sabin just learned “bum rush’ but a time ghost took it back

and also turned him back into yuffie

thinking of returning this game

cloud33 · Post by **cloud33** » Fri May 08, 2020 11:35 pm

When you go into the game with so much averse to new ideas (represented by the Tranquil Ending) and you have a mind that cannot distinguish between "must have" and "does not matter" due to having used up all those chocobo legs on dungbombing for so long, I can't blame you for being confused and turning to a different FFVII (which is that it is literally FFVII:A for the R-rated masses). I haven't taken notes on the Advent Children scenes (don't have them on hand) so I cannot really speak to the overall entertainment value of the game.

The game does not reveal the source of FFVII:R's cute humor. I had never heard it before reading The Bodhisattva Vow, but FFVII:R's humor seems to be inspired from classic WWII cartoons. For example, save for Lloyd in Yuffie's story in the tale of Sephiroth's wish, few characters in FFVII:R laugh. FFVII:R is clever at nailing the spirit of story that has sprung up in many manga and anime including (in fact) the only-dared-to-tell-the-truth Harry Potter manga.

And yes. I do have a FFVII:R tattoo and I’ve had it since 2016. I might as well leave it at that. Now here are the two pages that can be accessed using my near-90 page external link.

http://www.surfstar.com/faq/what-are-ei ... ns-fanart/

http://www.surfstar.com/faq/does-scient ... have-eiria

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat May 09, 2020 12:40 am

Fei is loving this mrobo concert, I'll bet.

cloud33 · Post by **cloud33** » Sat May 09, 2020 12:22 pm

who is this mrobo? Just wondering!)

it's an mrobo for your control

it's for mrobo

Fei the USP

Hey everyone

I have a little video of my Deviations set on its place.

What does he do to a drone, and why?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sat May 09, 2020 4:43 pm

That's his next hit song.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sat May 09, 2020 4:52 pm

Oh My God

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sat May 09, 2020 11:26 pm

Now I really want to know what fei does to drones

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun May 10, 2020 1:23 am

I eat the forbidden body and we become One

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sun May 10, 2020 4:19 pm

I played another 30 mins this morning at this rate I will be done in November

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun May 10, 2020 4:44 pm

Didn’t return the game but really mad that the submarine doesn’t let you invert controls

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Sun May 10, 2020 10:23 pm

I think this thread may no longer be on topic

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon May 11, 2020 1:12 pm

Well I’m reporting my slow progress that counts

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Mon May 11, 2020 1:15 pm

I’m playing as Red13 in midgar 500 years later now. really don’t like what they’ve done with this part of the Game.

Cid · Post by **Cid** » Wed May 13, 2020 5:47 am

Somewhat on topic, look at this absolute madman recreating every background in FF7 by hand.

http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?topic=17791.0

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sat May 16, 2020 1:49 pm

Just bear the air buster

Can’t let the air buster become the face of busting air

cloud33 · Post by **cloud33** » Sat May 16, 2020 4:11 pm

this is when the genius of FFVII comes through have you played it before? what? no that's pretty specific i didn't even consider it [spoiler=death?]this is when the genius of FFVII comes through[/spoiler] THAT'S FREAKIN' LITERALLY NOTHING!! [spoiler=Wow!?]The world suddenly isn't a bleak and scary place anymore... so that means the whole world has [spoiler=Zapped]zapped[/spoiler][spoiler=Someone]someone[/spoiler] is there anyone who can actually fight me? [spoiler=Oh damn]oh damn i forgot about the reinforcements... those two idiot sons of bitches had to die[/spoiler] what the fuck have they gone and KILLED the reinforcements I THINK WAWARD!???

cloud33

Cid · Post by **Cid** » Sat May 16, 2020 10:08 pm

Clever of Ward to speak to himself to throw us off the trail.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sat May 16, 2020 10:13 pm

I think cloud33 deserves waward’s awkward award.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Sat May 16, 2020 10:40 pm

I think this is a good idea. It would be so unethical if to give an award to myself and it should disprove it is me instantly.

cloud33 · Post by **cloud33** » Sat May 16, 2020 11:16 pm

WaWard wrote:I think this is a good idea. It would be so unethical if to give an award to myself and it should disprove it is me instantly.

Who are you. You haven’t even finished this game. And you dare call yourself a gamer, posting here?

If it makes you feel any better, I guess I can understand why you feel so put out. The term gamer has gone from being an umbrella term to nothing but an insult. So the thing is…

I'm a gamer, you know. I guess I am a gamer. And so am you.

Cid · Post by **Cid** » Sun May 17, 2020 12:30 am

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Sun May 17, 2020 12:56 pm

shoes

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Sun May 17, 2020 3:47 pm

Are we still descushing games?

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon May 18, 2020 2:20 pm

Everyone can we stop whatever we’re doing right now to talk about the best new character in this game: Chadley?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Mon May 18, 2020 2:34 pm

Chadley is a Namingway for the modern era. Which is to say, he's garbage.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon May 18, 2020 4:30 pm

That’s because you fail to see the genius of Chadley

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Mon May 18, 2020 7:18 pm

Reminds me of Hope in Lightning Returns.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Mon May 18, 2020 8:16 pm

Guys but you haven’t really considered the meaning of his ribbon. Square must have grand plans for him.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Mon May 18, 2020 8:25 pm

In the end Chadley will turn out to be Badley.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue May 26, 2020 1:28 pm

Amazing that after years of waiting for this game, it really was just a flash in the pan.
I started playing Animal Crossing before FFVIIR came out and while I'm still playing AC daily, FFVIIR seems little more than a distant memory now.
Is there any official news on what's next for the series? PS5 "remaster", I'm guessing.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue May 26, 2020 3:03 pm

What did you expect? FF7 would give you some BS to do each day for a calendar year like AC?

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue May 26, 2020 3:07 pm

That people would be talking about it for more than a week.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue May 26, 2020 3:44 pm

I think that’s about how long the original game held people’s interest for.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue May 26, 2020 4:24 pm

Most people seemed to have finished it within about a week, which says something of itself because it wasn't a super short game. After that I feel like people were talking about it for at least a week or two more.

Fei Ayanami · Post by **Fei Ayanami** » Tue May 26, 2020 5:45 pm

Mostly whining about it if I remember correctly.

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue May 26, 2020 7:28 pm

Well I was and Cid was and CE was, but a lot of other people seemed to think it was "brilliant."

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue May 26, 2020 7:39 pm

I thought it was a great game, though the buzz around it was amazingly and surprisingly ephemeral for something so many of us have been waiting most of our lives for. Most of the deschushion was just about the twist. If the story alterations weren't present, would the game be even less of a big deal?

Lord Golbez · Post by **Lord Golbez** » Tue May 26, 2020 9:41 pm

Nah man. If it weren't for the twist, I'd be raving about how well they developed the original story and characters. The problem is the twist kind of overshadowed all that.

WaWard · Post by **WaWard** » Wed May 27, 2020 12:18 am

I have forgotten to play this for the last two weeks