I made a rant about those Cavemen commercials for Geico maybe about a year ago on xanga and now they have their own show. Hopefully the same thing won't happen here, but I must speak out once again. The stupidity of this commercial demands it!
The commercial I refer to is the Swiffer commercial in which the old broom stands trial for leaving dirt all over the floor. The commercials not very clever to begin with, but what really bothers me is that they're too stupid to do it right.
"Can you point to the defendant?" The defendant? Are you fucking retarded. No one cares whether the witness is competent enough to know who is standing trial. The purpose is to get the witness to point to the defendant as the culprit of a particular crime, not as the defendant. How could the person writing the commercial not realize how stupid that sounds. The only possible answer is that the writer in question has the intellect of a third grader. The defendant! God, I want to destroy Swiffer just for that commercial.