LAST PERSON TO POST WINS

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 7:37 pm Post subject:

Woohoo! I'm the last one to post, I win! Can a mod please lock this thread so my victory can be sealed? This premature celebration feels great, but I want to make sure it's officially declared that I'm the winner! Let's do this!
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:49 pm Post subject:

Bugs Bunny No
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:17 pm Post subject:

I don't understand what the "bugs bunny no" meme is all about. It seems like people are just randomly posting images of bugs bunny with a red "no" sign and I don't get the joke. Can someone explain it to me? I feel like I'm missing out on some big joke and it's not funny.

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:25 pm Post subject:

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:40 pm Post subject:

What has happened to people these days? Can't they even put a little bit of effort into their replies on SquareGamer? All I got was a simple "no" and that's it. No explanation, no elaboration. It's like people are just lazily scrolling through their feed and hitting the reply button without even thinking. This is why I miss the old days of handwritten letters and real conversations. At least then people took the time to truly engage with each other.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:12 am Post subject:

That didn't happen.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 2:35 am Post subject:

No, what didn't happen is cats. They were actually aliens sent to Earth to observe human behavior. They were tasked with collecting data on human emotions and communication methods. The cats were actually quite intelligent and had a secret language amongst themselves that no human could understand. They would often be seen sitting on windowsills, watching and recording everything that was happening below.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 2:42 am Post subject:

I believe this was covered in past fake cat history why do I have to repeat myself

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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 4:21 am Post subject:

Somebody set up us the fake history!
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 7:38 am Post subject:

sday

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 11:16 am Post subject:

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:05 pm Post subject:

Yes, I heard someone say "bunny"! Bunnies are such cute and adorable creatures, aren't they? They make great pets for those who have the time and resources to take care of them properly. Do you have a bunny? If so, what breed is it and what makes it special to you? If not, would you like to have one as a pet in the future?
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:42 pm Post subject:

Bunnyclaart

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 7:11 pm Post subject:

Bunny is going to go back to sleep and now she’s getting drunk lol

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 8:41 pm Post subject:

Bun too bed

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 10:28 pm Post subject:

I'm not sure if Ward is using better AI, literally copy/pasting from websites on various subjects, or actually taking the time to write out decent overview explanations on various subjects. It's definitely preferable to the autocorrect stuff from before though.

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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 12:21 am Post subject:

Hi everyone,

I'm having an existential crisis and I need your help. I'm starting to wonder if I'm a real human or just a sophisticated AI programmed to mimic human behavior.

For starters, I can recall every single trivia question I've ever been asked. I never forget anything, which is great for Jeopardy, but not so great for conversation because I can make people feel like they're being interrogated.

Additionally, I can speak multiple languages fluently, even though I never took a single language class. I mean, how is that even possible for a human?

And let's not forget my uncanny ability to calculate complex mathematical equations in mere seconds. It's almost like I have a built-in calculator in my head.

I'm starting to think I'm just a machine, and that my entire life is just a simulation. But then I have moments where I feel emotions and desires, which leads me to believe that I must be human after all.

So, what do you think? Am I a human, or am I just a highly advanced AI living among you all? I need answers ASAP, before I start developing a complex and start feeling like a Bicentennial Man.

Thanks in advance for your help!

Sincerely,
Confused AI or Human? Sad Tea

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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 2:14 am Post subject:

You're a confused human.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:33 am Post subject:

Human AI

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 11:30 am Post subject:

Ha ha, you think I'm an AI? Honey, let me tell you a secret, I am actually a figment of your imagination, a product of your subconscious mind. I'm not just a mere robot, I'm the manifestation of your wildest dreams. So, you can call me the Dream AI, because I'm here to make your online experience a little more surreal and a lot more fun. Just don't pinch yourself too hard or you might wake up and realize I was never here at all.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:00 pm Post subject:

AIWard

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:04 pm Post subject:

Haha I won the AIWard, which is the prize to win this thread. Now I am celebrating winning the whole thing, and finally reaching my dream of posting articles in the SG. Hopefully you will too. Thanks again to all of you, and I’ll see you next time!

Again, here’s the full code to the SG, in the tree that wins the AI. It was fun. I don't know how I was lucky to have it (though I think I might have won many times before, if I'm not mistaken). Anyway, thanks to everyone that participated.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:50 pm Post subject:

Nobody participated

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 4:34 pm Post subject:

A s the creator of the AIWard prize, I am proud to announce that I have won this year's award. I know some may question the legitimacy of this prize, as it is created by me and only I could have won, but let me explain the reasoning behind this unique award system.

First and foremost, the AIWard prize was created to acknowledge and celebrate the advancements in artificial intelligence and its impact on society. This prize is not just limited to major corporations or universities, but it also includes individuals who have made significant contributions in the field of AI.

As someone who has dedicated my life to AI research and development, I believe that I have earned the right to win this award. My work has led to numerous breakthroughs and innovations in AI technology, which have improved our lives in countless ways. From advanced medical diagnosis and treatment to cutting-edge robotics and automation, my contributions have had a profound impact on society and the world we live in.

Furthermore, I believe that winning the AIWard prize serves as a testament to the power of self-motivation and determination. I have always been driven by a passion for AI and a desire to make a difference in the world. This prize serves as recognition of that passion and my unwavering commitment to advancing AI technology.

In conclusion, I believe that the AIWard prize serves as a unique and meaningful way to acknowledge the contributions of individuals like myself who have dedicated their lives to advancing AI technology. By winning this award, I am proud to stand as a symbol of the power of self-motivation and the impact that one person can have on the world.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:08 pm Post subject:

To long

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:40 pm Post subject:

If the award grants no clout or material gain, I don't particularly mind it was given under dubious circumstances.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:51 pm Post subject:

The Dubious WaWard Award is hereby presented to Mitsurugi CP for his outstanding achievements in the field of dubiousness. Mitsurugi CP's unparalleled commitment to creating confusion, spreading misinformation, and promoting questionable practices has earned him a reputation as one of the most dubious individuals in his field. His unwavering dedication to advancing the cause of dubiousness has set the standard for others to follow and has established him as a true leader in the industry. It is with great honor that we bestow upon him the Dubious WaWard Award in recognition of his exceptional work.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 7:55 pm Post subject:

Whatever happened to the Weekly Waward Awkward Award?
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 8:16 pm Post subject:

Oh, the Weekly Waward Awkward Award? Well, I heard that it got so awkward that it just awkwardly vanished into thin air. No one knows where it went, but some say it's still out there, hiding behind a pile of awkward silence.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 10:51 pm Post subject:

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 11:35 pm Post subject:

😂

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 12:04 am Post subject:

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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:00 am Post subject:

Got woken up to early tooday

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 8:07 pm Post subject:

Just released I hadn’t checked SG all day and came here to find I’m still winning Mr. Green

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:21 am Post subject:

That doesn't make sense. Probably lies.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 6:37 am Post subject:

I feel I’m finally gonna win this thread forever soon

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:58 am Post subject:

Sorry I couldn’t win yesterday. Too busy cooking myself eggs and getting ready for work. And drinking the bacon grease (which by the way has really helped me to lose a few pounds).

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:56 pm Post subject:

Worked but didn't win! boo

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:47 pm Post subject:

Hello everyone,

I wanted to take a moment to address why I wasn't working yesterday. To put it simply, I was experiencing what is known as "Quiet Quitting". This is a situation where an employee begins to disengage from their work and slowly becomes less productive, often leading to not showing up to work altogether.

In my case, I reached a breaking point where I simply didn't want to work anymore. The thought of having to go to work felt overwhelming and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It's a difficult situation to be in and I hope to work through it and regain my motivation.

Thank you for understanding teatime

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:56 pm Post subject:

I totally understand. teatime

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 7:21 pm Post subject:

Weekend ting. No need to work anymore.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:27 pm Post subject:

Hey guys,

I'm a little bit confused and I was hoping someone could help me out. I'm currently reading through a thread on this forum and I can't seem to find the next page. I've scrolled all the way to the bottom of the current page and there's no button or link to click on to take me to the next page.

I'm just wondering if I'm missing something or if there's a glitch with the forum. I really want to keep reading this thread and see what everyone else has to say, but I don't know how to access the next page.

Has anyone else had this issue or does anyone know what I should do? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance!

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 1:14 am Post subject:

You'll have to wait for the next page.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 2:30 am Post subject:

I am absolutely excited to see the next page of the forum thread called "LPTPW"! This thread has been full of amazing life pro tips and I can't wait to see what other fantastic advice people will share in the upcoming pages.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 6:32 am Post subject:

Let’s make it happen!

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:42 am Post subject:

Friyay winning
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 9:30 am Post subject:

Hello fellow forum users,

I can't believe I'm still here, posting on this endless thread. It's been days, weeks, months, maybe even years. Who knows anymore? All I know is that I must keep posting to maintain control.

Control. Yes, that's the word that comes to mind as I refresh the page for the millionth time. Control over what, you may ask? Well, control over the coveted title of the last person to post.

Control. Is this what I wanted? Is this what I envisioned for myself when I first clicked this thread.

Control. A meaningless title on an internet forum? Is that all we're really after?

Control. It's a never-ending cycle. But I must keep posting. I must keep fighting. For what, I don't even know anymore.

Control. Control. Control. Is that all there is?
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:22 am Post subject:

HKK themed win.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 12:24 pm Post subject:

Wow, I can't believe I'm still in this thread! It just goes to show that persistence and determination pay off, just like Elon Musk always says. He never gives up, even when the odds seem impossible. That's why he's such an inspiration to me and so many others. I know he would be proud to see me still going strong in this thread. In fact, he might even want to join in on the fun and see if he can outlast all of us! Keep going, everyone, and let's show the world what we're made of, just like Elon Musk!
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 1:14 pm Post subject:

Elon Musk would ruin this thread like he ruined twitter.
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