LAST PERSON TO POST WINS

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:28 pm Post subject:

This thread has now become the verbal equivalent of the pictire thread.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:23 am Post subject:

Innit!

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 2:24 am Post subject:

Only three pages to make it seem like I am a bot
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 2:31 am Post subject:

I'm makin' a steakin'
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V Bling Bling™

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:43 am Post subject:

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:01 am Post subject:

Monday ting boo

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:04 am Post subject:

Boo Monday! How dare it rear its ugly head again! boo

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:30 am Post subject:

We need to have words with Monday Boom

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:43 am Post subject:

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:48 am Post subject:

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 12:01 pm Post subject:

Mondays are usually pretty good at night but I think I’m gonna be a little bit late to the park

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:12 pm Post subject:

Nobody want's too park anymore

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:17 pm Post subject:

I wonder how long I’ll keep using autocorrect wins
I had already decided to shoot for page 1G660 so I think I’ll keep at it

Hahaha ok I will just get my hair done and then I’ll go to bed
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:20 pm Post subject:

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:23 pm Post subject:

Yeah get your hair done.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:38 pm Post subject:

and go too bed

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:55 pm Post subject:

Too bed to win.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:58 pm Post subject:

win bed too to

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:03 pm Post subject:

Too bed to watch a video with your homies
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:32 pm Post subject:

Bed win Tutu
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:27 pm Post subject:

Toto bed

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:45 pm Post subject:

Gonna take a lot to drag me away from bed!
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do!
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:20 pm Post subject:

Or one Mr. Bean

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:31 pm Post subject:

Two human beans were in a bag of lettuce and onions
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 6:56 am Post subject:

That's an interesting predicament to bean.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:51 am Post subject:

Tuesday Bean

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:47 am Post subject:

Two’s day too day
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 1:43 pm Post subject:

To toosdey

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 4:25 pm Post subject:

Flusday

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:33 pm Post subject:

Quietquitsday
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:06 pm Post subject:

Bean Taco Tuesday
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 8:56 pm Post subject:

Eyes hurt

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:13 pm Post subject:

Why?
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:17 am Post subject:

Eyes can be painful due to age, condition, medications, alcohol or too much outside light, but irritation eyes is not usually caused by allergies or skin irritation.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:49 am Post subject:

For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:58 am Post subject:

Dry eyes behave as though if they don’t do anything
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 3:19 am Post subject:

Well, they don't cry cause they're too busy being dry.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:58 am Post subject:

I think my eyes hurting was too little sleep and too many spreadsheets.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 8:46 am Post subject:

Were the spreadsheets for stats?
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:27 am Post subject:

Not as good as stat"s

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:13 am Post subject:

Statsgiving is going to be amazing and I will be there for the next time
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:09 pm Post subject:

What if both RDM and Fei are dead (or don’t want too work anymore)?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 1:41 pm Post subject:

It has been several years since the tragic events that led to the banishment of Statsgiving. Fei and the RDM, two prominent figures in the world of data analysis and statistics, were both found dead under mysterious circumstances. The circumstances surrounding their deaths were never fully understood, and the truth of what happened remains shrouded in secrecy.

In the wake of this tragedy, the practice of Statsgiving was banned by the governing bodies of the data analysis community. The celebration was once a time to come together and give thanks for the advancements and insights that statistics had brought to society. However, the banishment of Statsgiving serves as a grim reminder of the dangers that can come with delving too deeply into the mysteries of data.

Despite the banishment, there are still whispers of Statsgiving being practiced in secret, with small groups of statisticians gathering in hidden locations to pay homage to Fei and the RDM. But for the most part, Statsgiving has been forgotten, a distant memory of a time when the world of data was a little bit more innocent and a lot less deadly.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:05 pm Post subject:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:39 pm Post subject:

History lesson about cats in 1657 AD are impossible as domesticated cats were not widely kept as pets until much later. In the 17th century, cats were primarily kept for their ability to control pests such as mice and rats in households and on ships. They were not yet seen as companions or pets. Additionally, the concept of a "history lesson" as we understand it today did not exist in the same form in the 17th century.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:29 pm Post subject:

Cat”ss

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:43 pm Post subject:

Cats are beloved by many as affectionate and playful companions. With their independence and grace, they are often seen as symbols of victory and triumph. Whether lounging at home or competing in cat shows, these furry friends always bring joy and a sense of victory to their owners and admirers.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:44 pm Post subject:

I'm a tired bean.
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 1:05 am Post subject:

In 1657 AD Miles Sindercombe and his Levellers were betrayed in their attempt to kill Oliver Cromwell by blowing up the Palace of Whitehall and were arrested. Sindercombe was to be executed, but his sister brought him poison, which he drank the night before his scheduled execution.

Should have done more levelling, I guess.
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 1:52 am Post subject:

Win the national championship in the sun