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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Time for everyone to pretend they always knew the team wouldn’t make it. _________________
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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The RDM always knew. Even before he knew the team was playing the game he knew. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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In 725 AD, Charles Martel invades Bavaria and DESTROYS Duke Grimoald in battle. His son Hugbert (ROFL) submits to Frankish suzerainty, and Charles brings back the Agilolfing princess Swanachild, who becomes his concubine and later his WIFE. Martel! _________________
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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To be fair, I’m not sure I could handle the stress of England in the World Cup final on my anniversary. _________________
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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It's already been a year?! Time flies. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
Joined: 26 May 2005 Total posts: 11026 Location: Past the pines  Male Age: 34 |
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Still at work. This is ridiculous. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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Leave it to England to lose when I finally start thinking I might want them to win.  _________________
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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smeared ink wrote: |
In 725 AD, Charles Martel invades Bavaria and DESTROYS Duke Grimoald in battle. His son Hugbert (ROFL) submits to Frankish suzerainty, and Charles brings back the Agilolfing princess Swanachild, who becomes his concubine and later his WIFE. Martel! |
Martel is basically Zeus. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Total posts: 25903 Location: Gunchester  Male Age: 37 |
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Is Kingston, Waterloo and Windsor around London yeah? |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
Joined: 26 May 2005 Total posts: 11026 Location: Past the pines  Male Age: 34 |
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Not at work any longer. Now the RDM will go see Yellow Submarine for some reason. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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Must be the image Fei posted. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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Mitsurugi CPRxorcist  Your Nan 
Joined: 19 Sep 2004 Total posts: 3266 Location: Wisconsin  Male Age: 34 |
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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smeared ink wrote: |
In 725 AD, Charles Martel invades Bavaria and DESTROYS Duke Grimoald in battle. His son Hugbert (ROFL) submits to Frankish suzerainty, and Charles brings back the Agilolfing princess Swanachild, who becomes his concubine and later his WIFE. Martel! |
Swanachild, Hugbert, Radbod? Apparently this part of history should have been called the "Period of Made-Up-Sounding Pokemon Names". I expect to learn of additional Martel military victories over people with names like Selfinjurius and Treefart.
Apropos of nothing, the only other time I have read the word suzerain was in "Blood Meridian". |
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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I just realized that Charles Martel is setting the stage for
Charlemagne
We'll be getting there as we proceed through the 700s. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:07 am Post subject: |
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That was a totally normal movie. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Must be a different Yellow Submarine, because the one I saw was approximately the least normal movie I've ever seen. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Meh. There was singing and also Blue Meanies. Totally normal. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:50 am Post subject: |
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While Blue Meanies are certainly a staple of normal movies across all genres, there's also some wackier stuff in there. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:05 am Post subject: |
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Damien wrote: |
Is Kingston, Waterloo and Windsor around London yeah? |
Yes London is also in Ontario.
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:14 am Post subject: |
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All those places beginning with O are clearly Canadian though. Canada should only be allowed places that start with O. Windsor doesn’t sound Canadian enough. _________________
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Vibing_VBeautiful Disaster  Tau 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Ottawa, Oshawa, Etobicoke, Oktoks, Ontario... uh. Oh Canada.
something something.
GNITE! (Maybe) _________________ V Bling Bling™ |
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:01 am Post subject: |
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It's beginning to rain in Manchester. The summer dream spell has been broken!  |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
Joined: 26 May 2005 Total posts: 11026 Location: Past the pines  Male Age: 34 |
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:30 am Post subject: |
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New York has lots of O places. Like Oneonta, Oswego, Owego, Otsego and Otego. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:30 am Post subject: |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:22 am Post subject: |
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Snap? _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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WaWard
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:25 am Post subject: |
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RIP zaphods |
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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:39 am Post subject: |
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Windsor sounds hella Canadian. It’s where our neighbour is from. It is across the border south of Detroit lol.
I haven’t been there but I didn’t know Zaphods was gone.  _________________
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WaWard
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Millenials killed zaphod’s  _________________
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:05 am Post subject: |
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Windsor in England is all royal and castle-y. Donald Trump is visiting there soon  |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:17 am Post subject: |
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Could y'all arrange for something super embarrassing to happen to him? Like if he could be attacked by pigeons that would be amazing. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:39 am Post subject: |
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I think he's going to be attacked by Millennials, anyway.
There's also this thing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44788849
There's also people trying to get "American idiot" to UK #1, though I doubt he'd even notice if it was. |
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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Surely they could find something better than American Idiot _________________
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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American Idiot is good, but that was for Bush. Somebody could have cashed in by recording and releasing a relevant anti-trump song. |
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smeared inkFei Ayanami  Munked 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently Randy Newman wrote a song about Trump but ended up not using it on his album last year. But he did include a song about Trump’s boss Putin so let’s just promote that.  _________________
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Too late now. I think Trump's here. Luckily, The North isn't important, so he probably won't come up to Manchester. |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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Pigeons are still the best option. Trump has a history of being scared of birds. It's low-hanging fruit. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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His people will fucking cotton wool him for the entire trip though. |
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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WTF does that even mean? Those are two different fabrics. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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The Secret Service isn't trained for a swarm of angry birds. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know why not. We've got perfectly good simulators for that, which they can put on their phones. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, but what does it mean figuratively? _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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Basically, to wrap somebody up, protecting them from being affected by outside threats and influences. Treating like a baby. |
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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Doesn't sound right at all. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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I had no idea that this wasn't a saying familiar to Americans. |
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RDMTacocaTacocaT  Frosty Jack 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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We don't have sayings in America. Everyone is just silent all the time. _________________ The RDM has been right: 261,888,403,527,033,189,124,446 times‼
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is a saying. |
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  The Holy Sponge 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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That really doesn't sound right. . Considering we don't generally even call that product "cotton wool," but more like "cotton balls" or something like that, it's unlikely we'd have the same expression. _________________ The TBB offers you tea and biscuits.  |
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DamienMost High One  Managerial Enforcer 
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah you call them cotton swabs and shit like that. I'd never really thought that it was an Americanism, as such. Guess there are plenty of other things like this too. |
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