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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Total posts: 603 Location: London  Male Age: 3 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:47 am Post subject: What pissed you off today! |
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This post is all about what pissed you
Off today. What pissed me off was
Not being able to
Go out for lunch at work today because I was
Sooo busy  _________________
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. |
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JoeiTenkyu Star  Baroness Hinckley 
Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Total posts: 1279 Location: SGWH, London  Female |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:48 am Post subject: |
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boys _________________ Asaroth: beat me at games? unlikely!
What games do you consider yourself an expert at? |
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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:52 am Post subject: |
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boys and tongs? _________________
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JoeiTenkyu Star  Baroness Hinckley 
Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Total posts: 1279 Location: SGWH, London  Female |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:53 am Post subject: |
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i'd like to attack them with tongs _________________ Asaroth: beat me at games? unlikely!
What games do you consider yourself an expert at? |
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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Total posts: 603 Location: London  Male Age: 3 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Attacking boys with tongs is illegaly Joei. I do not condone tha kind of activity here  _________________
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Renge IshyoPrintworks 
Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Total posts: 758 Location: Reseda, CA  Unknown |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:57 am Post subject: |
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| Man of txt, you are clearly an upstanding citizen. No family is complete without their children properly trained to use tongs. |
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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Total posts: 603 Location: London  Male Age: 3 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:37 am Post subject: |
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| Renge Ishyo wrote: |
| Man of txt, you are clearly an upstanding citizen. No family is complete without their children properly trained to use tongs. |
well, tongs can be V.dangerous weapon in the hands of the wrong person!  _________________
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Vibing_VBeautiful Disaster  Giant Egg 
Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Total posts: 1004  Female Age: 25 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:45 am Post subject: |
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I'll shove tongs up your urethra!  |
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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Total posts: 603 Location: London  Male Age: 3 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:47 am Post subject: |
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I'll shove tongs up your urethra!  |
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yes a very painful use of tongs. Dont go pointing your tongs at me now BTW.
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| 3. All females must preface their writing by stating that they aren't wearing any clothes as they typed their post. Whether this is true or not is irrelevant, it's the principle that matters and it is always good to adhere to principles. |
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DamienJingle Bellend  Managerial Enforcer 
Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Total posts: 12236 Location: DPEH  Male Age: 27 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Looking at guyz tongz! _________________
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YukaSG Official Pirate  Managerial Enforcer 
Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Total posts: 4512 Location: Lincoln Uni  Unknown |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Driving.
Naked.
With Tongs. |
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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Total posts: 603 Location: London  Male Age: 3 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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Driving.
Naked.
With Tongs. |
Well I hope you're driving safely. Having those tongs in the car with you could be dangerous. Especially if you're naked!!! _________________
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Lord GolbezMaster of MeTEAo  Enforcer 
Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Total posts: 4810 Location: DC  Male Age: 27 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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I wasn't really pissed off at all until I realized I'd have to write "tongs " if I was going to post something. At least I would need to if I were going to write four sentences. Otherwise, I would need to keep track of my sentence number for later posts, which would be a pain. Yep, I'm pretty frustrated now.  _________________ Yuka offers you tea and biscuits  |
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PikohnMellowSpectator  BANNED!!!! 
Joined: 10 Sep 2004 Total posts: 242 Location: CT  Male Age: 26 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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Well, nothing pissed me off..another boring summer day by myself. I can't wait till I go to Orlando agian. _________________ Excuse my fits of insanity...a black guy thinking the kkk is after him kind of make you sad and mad at the same time you know? |
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Renge IshyoPrintworks 
Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Total posts: 758 Location: Reseda, CA  Unknown |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| I wasn't really pissed off at all until I realized I'd have to write "tongs " if I was going to post something. At least I would need to if I were going to write four sentences. Otherwise, I would need to keep track of my sentence number for later posts, which would be a pain. Yep, I'm pretty frustrated now. |
All this bitching from someone who wouldn't bat an eye at reciting X number of hail mary's in a row if he was asked too. Listen, "tongs" are good. They will not kill, decieve, or betray you. If fact, they exist merely to assist you in moving hot food from one place to another. Until such a time that you require assistance, a pair of tongs will merely sit there quiet and patiently until they can be of service. There can be nothing more humble or noble in the world than tongs. You just have to BELIEVE! |
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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Total posts: 603 Location: London  Male Age: 3 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| I wasn't really pissed off at all until I realized I'd have to write "tongs " if I was going to post something. At least I would need to if I were going to write four sentences. Otherwise, I would need to keep track of my sentence number for later posts, which would be a pain. Yep, I'm pretty frustrated now. |
All this bitching from someone who wouldn't bat an eye at reciting X number of hail mary's in a row if he was asked too. Listen, "tongs" are good. They will not kill, decieve, or betray you. If fact, they exist merely to assist you in moving hot food from one place to another. Until such a time that you require assistance, a pair of tongs will merely sit there quiet and patiently until they can be of service. There can be nothing more humble or noble in the world than tongs. You just have to BELIEVE! |
God! You make tongs sound so beautiful and galant!!  _________________
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YukaSG Official Pirate  Managerial Enforcer 
Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Total posts: 4512 Location: Lincoln Uni  Unknown |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Especially when held by naked females. |
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man of txtdrop your weapon  Admin Enforcer 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Total posts: 603 Location: London  Male Age: 3 |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| yuka wrote: |
| Especially when held by naked females. |
hmmm... you've put a picture in my mind now  _________________
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Renge IshyoPrintworks 
Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Total posts: 758 Location: Reseda, CA  Unknown |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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Tongs are not just beautiful, they are productive and hard working members of our modern society!
Behold:
Tongs, the craftsman:
Tongs, the motorcyclist:
Tongs, the Female Fashion Accessory:
Tongs, the Male Confidence Builder:
Tongs, the Hollwood Villian:
Tongs, the Astronaut:
Tongs, The Protector of the Ring:
Tongs, the Marriage Counselor:
Where would we BE in this world without...
TONGS! |
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DamienJingle Bellend  Managerial Enforcer 
Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Total posts: 12236 Location: DPEH  Male Age: 27 |
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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That is a fine collection of tongs and red crosses  _________________
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Entr0pi3Randomly Generated  Hone Hone Cock 
Joined: 09 Sep 2004 Total posts: 1200 Location: Earth  Female Age: 29 |
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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Red crosses? You mean you still use IE?
(BTW, I'm nekkid)
These astronaut and LotR tongs p0wnz  _________________ And God said "I approve!!1 " |
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Renge IshyoPrintworks 
Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Total posts: 758 Location: Reseda, CA  Unknown |
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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*sniff* someone appreciated the tongs montage *sniff*
And yeah, IE is a lot like herpies, it's spread so much that practically everyone gets it at some point in their life (I'm clean so far!) but it's not exactly anything you'd want. You are much better off with something like Firefox to browse the internet  |
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