Hey nubs

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:04 am Post subject: Hey nubs

Here are my forum rules. Only I may use the letter e. If I find any of you (excluding SG staffers, but especially Garbo) using the letter e (accentuated and CAPS included), consider your post edited with hatemail directed to you. Thank you very much.

Edit: Undine is also not covered by this rules, because Everyone <3 Undine.

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:03 am Post subject:

WARD SUCKS

oooo burn!
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 2:51 am Post subject:

hi wad

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:17 am Post subject:

hi ward how's it going? you a god at modding!

How long can you build a post without using it?
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:11 am Post subject:

ROFL you rulz!!1! ruroken

eéèêë

btw do you know La Disparition, that book without any 'e' in it?

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:19 am Post subject:

Good rule!
Maybe I should extend it to the entire site

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:02 pm Post subject:

Shit. That law forbids us from using a lot of funny words

Do our nicks and sigs count ?

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:07 pm Post subject:

Yes, nicks and sigs are not covered.
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:10 pm Post subject:

what da fak Check!

SR <3
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 1:34 pm Post subject:

TR > SR

so what's up guys? ruroken

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:27 pm Post subject:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:44 pm Post subject:

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are just yuka. Your mother was a boiled chicken. Your father was a freezer. Your genesis was the power being cut off while the family was away. From putrefaction, you were eventually endowed with enough crawling, swarming grubby life to walk out of there. It mystifies me as to why the world is so intent on eradicating diseases like polio, anthrax and bubonic plague. For as long as you exist, what have they achieved? 'Hate' implies some sort of interaction between the subject and object. I suspect it's a word I cannot use in your context. Can one hate an inanimate object, a vacuum, a nothing? If indeed that is possible, then yes, I suppose I hate you. I certainly loathe and detest you. Are you really alive? Or are you just something that forgot to crawl back into the petri-dish? I wonder at your ability to imitate something organic. It is so mindlessly cunning. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. A slime mould has more empathy for others than you. Rabid ferrets have more social grace than you. You probably think that when you utter one of your nonsenses, people turn their head in deep thought at the wisdom of your philosophies. Has it even remotely occurred to you that perhaps they turn their heads because your breath reeks like a camel's groin? You are so depressing that the makers of Prozac have a bounty on your life. Have you ever wondered why you have no friends, only people who do their pathetic best to avoid you? Doesn't it disturb you that you are such a social anathema, such a repulsive unnatural force that the only forum left open to you, possibly, is state politics?
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:48 pm Post subject:

Shall I ban yuka for what that nub did?

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 3:52 pm Post subject:

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are just Garbo. You are as insignificant as a fossilised pile of wombat droppings. And yet you persist in being. Why? Do you not realise that the world would be an infinitely better place, one in which we could all happily exist, if only you didn't? Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. I fear that I may be beating about the bush here, and that my message may not be getting through. Imagine a cockroach crawling out of a can of drink you have just been enjoying. That metaphor doesn't even come close to expressing the sheer unmitigated horror, the disgust, the dry retching I must endure at the mere thought that you, sadly, exist. You are a surgeon's dream: spineless, gutless and with an interchangeable posterior and head. The protoplasmic prejudices you pass off as thought have, I observed, the uncanny effect of silencing any meaningful conversation. People forget entirely what they were talking about as they vainly, stupidly even, try to make logical sense out of your oxymoronic utterances. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. If you were to remember the first time your mother set eyes upon you and the first words she ever spoke at you, you would find remarkable similarities. I have heard people, when complaining about you, suggesting you are mentally orbiting some outer planet. Uranus comes to mind. Have you ever wondered why you have no friends, only people who do their pathetic best to avoid you? Doesn't it disturb you that you are such a social anathema, such a repulsive unnatural force that the only forum left open to you, possibly, is state politics?
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